Washington Wizards Team 2017/8 Edition: Where Are They Now?
It’s been about a month and a half since the Washington Wizards season ended. What have they been up to? Let us see, shall we?
Kelly Oubre Jr.: Glowing up, getting matching hair with his girl. I’m here for it. I also had both of these outfits in the late 90s so I’m digging them. I love you too Kelly!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkONKVGn2I9/?taken-by=kellyoubrejr
Tomas Satoransky: Waving goodbye to the DMV because the likelihood of him getting traded seems to be increasing.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjfshukj8Bn/?taken-by=tomasatoransky
Mike Scott: Playing Fortnite….poorly apparently.
https://twitter.com/mikescott/status/999709793588797442
Otto Porter Jr.: Seems to have linked up with some Jamaicans and is having a fabulous time! Looks like they taught him the “Pon the River’ dance. (This joke became straight Gold(to myself) when I googled the song on Youtube and Elephant Man was wearing a WES UNSELD BULLETS JERSEY on the intro!)
Otto Porter is on a boat waving a Caps flag and it is glorious pic.twitter.com/xHOQncuUmo
— Danny (@recordsANDradio) June 9, 2018
Jodie Meeks: Enjoying the new basketball skill refiner(ask Steph Curry) – golfing. Sidebar: His father looks like a dark skinned Smokey Robinson.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkIk-V0lCbZ/?hl=ru&taken-by=jmeekstreypiece
Ramon Sessions: Doing good deeds while refining those skills. Hosting his own golf benefit for the Boys and Girls Club and Myrtle Beach’s High School Athletics. Befriending the lawyer he might need for when he drives away from a place with the word ‘plantation’ in it’s name. Be safe Ramon.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkFfry-lCY8/?tagged=ramonsessions
Jason Smith: Learning to golf.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkYEILvHcvQ/?taken-by=jasonstix
Markieff Morris: Spending time with his friends and family. The beard is a good look.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi2DugMl17m/?hl=ru&taken-by=keefmorris5.0
Marcin Gortat: I was going to mention his gorgeous horse until I noticed that he was speaking at HIS schools? He has his own academies? More research needed.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkVWeWFA6EM/?hl=ru&taken-by=mgortat13
Tim Frazier: Attending Alzheimer functions & being a groomsman. Both charitable activities. Especially if the weddings are cash bar and he’s been dating someone for a year or more. If she catches the bouquet he can expect tears at the end of the night. Hers…or his.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkNLXwVl3MS/?hl=ru&taken-by=timfraz23
Ty Lawson: Putting in that gym work. He is seriously serious about his conditioning.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkQ64IShKVg/?hl=ru&taken-by=tylawson3
Ian Mahinmi: On his business grind. Opening a new Steak and Shake in France. Businessman Mahinmi.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkP_NufjAS8/?hl=ru&taken-by=ianou76
Chris McCullough: Playing in Dyckman. Who knew? Does he watch AND1 videotapes in his free time? Does Chris also listen to old school hip hop? Can he rap the entire Gangstarr discography? Who IS Chris???
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkZNf5kFvY2/?taken-by=briskuno
Devin Robinson: Getting some new ink, discovering new cities, showing us his adorable Frenchie!
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bik8gjChPiP/?taken-by=devinrob1nson
Bradley Beal: ? Unknown. Anyone with intel report back to base camp.
John Wall: Putting in that work. No days off.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkN7jaGAaWZ/?hl=ru&taken-by=johnwall
We’ll catch up with everyone in another month. When motivation has waned, Taco (& Tequila) Tuesdays have turned into Wine and Wings Wednesdays…Sake and Sushi Saturdays…Sangria and Steak Sundays….Merlot and Meat Pizza Mondays. When ‘playing my way into shape’ becomes a realistic game plan for some.