Washington Wizards Team 2017/8 Edition: Where Are They Now?

It’s been about a month and a half since the Washington Wizards season ended. What have they been up to? Let us see, shall we?

Kelly Oubre Jr.: Glowing up, getting matching hair with his girl. I’m here for it. I also had both of these outfits in the late 90s so I’m digging them. I love you too Kelly!

“ My Queen 👸🏽💜🏁” #Shhh

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Tomas Satoransky: Waving goodbye to the DMV because the likelihood of him getting traded seems to be increasing.

Mike Scott: Playing Fortnite….poorly apparently.

Otto Porter Jr.: Seems to have linked up with some Jamaicans and is having a fabulous time! Looks like they taught him the “Pon the River’ dance. (This joke became straight Gold(to myself) when I googled the song on Youtube and Elephant Man was wearing a WES UNSELD BULLETS JERSEY on the intro!)

Jodie Meeks: Enjoying the new basketball skill refiner(ask Steph Curry) – golfing. Sidebar: His father looks like a dark skinned Smokey Robinson.

Happy Father’s Day!

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Ramon Sessions: Doing good deeds while refining those skills. Hosting his own golf benefit for the Boys and Girls Club and Myrtle Beach’s High School Athletics. Befriending the lawyer he might need for when he drives away from a place with the word ‘plantation’ in it’s name. Be safe Ramon.

Jason Smith: Learning to golf.

Markieff Morris: Spending time with his friends and family. The beard is a good look.

Happy belated to my dog! @largo_foe this ya year Hendrix.. #Foeinc

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Marcin Gortat: I was going to mention his gorgeous horse until I noticed that he was speaking at HIS schools? He has his own academies? More research needed.

Tim Frazier: Attending Alzheimer functions & being a groomsman. Both charitable activities. Especially if the weddings are cash bar and he’s been dating someone for a year or more. If she catches the bouquet he can expect tears at the end of the night. Hers…or his.

Ty Lawson: Putting in that gym work. He is seriously serious about his conditioning.

Ian Mahinmi: On his business grind. Opening a new Steak and Shake in France. Businessman Mahinmi.

Chris McCullough: Playing in Dyckman. Who knew? Does he watch AND1 videotapes in his free time? Does Chris also listen to old school hip hop? Can he rap the entire Gangstarr discography? Who IS Chris???


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Devin Robinson: Getting some new ink, discovering new cities, showing us his adorable Frenchie!

If you're reading this… Sir Bash Hendrixxx 👑

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Bradley Beal: ? Unknown. Anyone with intel report back to base camp.

John Wall: Putting in that work. No days off.

Another day of Summer of Separation !!#WallWay #5Deep #DCFamily !!

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We’ll catch up with everyone in another month. When motivation has waned, Taco (& Tequila) Tuesdays have turned into Wine and Wings Wednesdays…Sake and Sushi Saturdays…Sangria and Steak Sundays….Merlot and Meat Pizza Mondays. When ‘playing my way into shape’ becomes a realistic game plan for some.

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